Thousands of Patriots Send Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to socialist-haven Venezuela

A petition to send Ocasio-cortez to Venezuela has kicked off in full steam.

Petition creator Daniel Yaguda gave his reasons for the ‘trip’ which will benefit all Americans.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a 28-year old member of the DSA, a far-left socialist group that originated with the terrorist Weather Underground, that is also affiliated with extreme anti-Semitic organizations like the Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions Group. Although masquerading as just a regular Hispanic girl from the Bronx, Ocasio-Cortez was raised in Westchester, in one of the richest counties in the United States, mostly white.

 businesses, she would gladly hire the poor populace to work for the inept big government in meaningless jobs. Exactly like the Soviet Union, where there were meaningless “place-holder jobs” for the government that contributed nothing productive, and the whole country was just a group of government-ran organizations looked like the DMV on steroids.

 So this is an educational experiment for young Ocasio-Cortez. We would like the White House to send her on a free trip, involuntary of course (just like every socialist economic interaction), for at least 6 months to socialist paradise Venezuela. There, we would like the young would-be congresswomen to learn about socialism in depth by interacting with the local natives, and of course, the government, especially the police of the great Republic of Venezuela.

We would like a full report about the benefits of socialism when she comes back in order to teach us stupid American capitalist pigs about true socialism, in a country so rich with natural resources, we thought it would be the perfect experiment and a perfect learning opportunity for us when (if) she comes back.

problem sending her into South America. I will also throw in 1 toilet paper roll for every few signatures, because well, yeah we heard they don’t have much of that over there and a future congresswoman’s bottom should always be clean. Thank you all for supporting this petition.

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